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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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