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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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