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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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