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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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