Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.