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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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