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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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