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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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