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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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