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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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