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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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