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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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