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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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