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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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