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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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