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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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