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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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