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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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