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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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