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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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