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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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