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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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