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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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