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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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