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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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