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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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