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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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