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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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