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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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