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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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