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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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