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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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