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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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