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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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