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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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