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Pet death
My
aunt
Virginia
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Stella
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a venomous snake 🐍
a velociraptor 🦖
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
an ostrich 🐦
a bear 🐻
a warthog 🐗
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