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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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