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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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