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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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