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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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