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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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