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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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