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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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