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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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