Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.