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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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