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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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