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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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