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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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