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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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