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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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