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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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