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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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