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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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